Wednesday, April 2, 2008

photo crap

So I was fliping the tube and came across a little show on E! I guess thats how you would put it. There talk about sexy jobs and what not and I saw Sucicde girls I was like ok I'm watching so I watch and came to think I want to shoot hot punker, rocker, ect. chicks for a living so I will. So here a link of a chick I would kill to shoot.


and just to put this in here like a crying baby here is my link of crap I shot not that many but it will change.

Hardcore monkey porn

You sick fuck reading this for monkey on monkey fun wow well this is what my monkey friends have to say about this

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Premiere

OK so today i was looking around the net and came across this video just check it

IGN.com - Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Premiere


looks really fucken sick right? sadly it's not real it comes out on apirl fools and today is apirl fools not only that if it was a big ass movie I would of know of this shit a long time ago AND it would be on IMDB (Internet Movie Database) and there is no movie coming out next year for it so sorry to kill you joy of Zelda but I have to call its fake.

435am

So I just want to say sleep is a friend that doesn't come by the night time anymore and coffee isn't doing anything for me too. First day back at school and it was ok I guess people seem to be opening up to which is nice I can have other friends so I can talk to maybe it's just the way I dress eh... whatever if it is then why care...right? I talk to Ed over on myspace fuck I miss the girl she busy this fuck en week I hope see doesn't end up like me and start getting 3 hours of sleep cuz life is caving in. Its funny how I look at my life now and days trying to keep up with people who are out of school and are working full time jobs like these guys I haven't seen since last years Comic Con Romen Dirge and Steven Daily both artist and man are they fun to hang around with even if you will get 2nd hand smoke but it doesn't bug me since I do have a smoke here and there. On the topic of smoke WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKERS CALLED The Truth COME ON IF PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE A SMOKE SO WE DON"T KILL PEOPLE LIKE THEM YEAH IT'S BAD FOR YOU AND I THINK EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT IF THEY DO START TO SMOKE AND YES IT HURTS OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU BUT THOSE PEOPLE CAN JUST LEAVE COME ON NOW! when I was in Japan for the 9 days you can buy a pack of cigs just for 3 bucks and that don't ID too hell every where you can go you can smoke only place you can't is the Temples because they don't want them burning down to the ground but other then that if you want to smoke in a McyDs go for it see a Starbucks go for it but no over here in the US you got the cunts bitching about it....ehh will I'm gona get off for now I'll post some thing if it's any cool

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Flatus

I found this one WEBMD and got some giggles out of it so read it

What is gas?
Gas (flatus) is made in the stomach and intestines as your body breaks down food into energy. All people pass gas, some people more than others. It is normal to pass gas from 6 to 20 times per day.

Intestinal gas is made up of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane. The foul smell usually is caused by small traces of gases such as hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane. Gas that forms after eating meat and eggs tends to smell bad, while gas derived from fruits and vegetables usually does not have an odor.

What causes gas?
Common causes of gas include:

Swallowed air. If swallowed air is not burped up, it passes through the digestive tract and is released through the anus as flatus. Excessive air swallowing may cause hiccups.
Foods and beverages. The amount of gas that different foods cause varies from person to person.
Constipation. This can cause bloating but generally does not increase gas.
Medicines or nutritional supplements. Both prescription and non-prescription medicines, as well as dietary supplements, can cause bloating and gas as side effects.
A medical condition, such as a bowel obstruction or Crohn's disease.
Changes in hormone levels. It is common for women to have bloating right before their periods because their bodies retain fluid.
Can I treat or prevent gas?
You may be able to prevent gas by changing your eating and drinking habits. Occasionally gas is a symptom of a medical condition that requires treatment.

Examples of gas-producing foods are:

Vegetables such as artichokes, asparagus, broccoli, brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, peas, radishes, and raw potatoes.
Beans and other legumes.
Fruits such as apricots, bananas, melons, peaches, pears, prunes, and raw apples.
Wheat and wheat bran.
Eggs.
Carbonated drinks, fruit drinks, beer, and red wine.
Fried and fatty foods.
Sugar and sugar substitutes.
Milk and other dairy products, especially in people who have trouble digesting lactose, the main sugar found in milk.
Packaged foods that contain lactose, such as breads, cereal, and salad dressing.
Dietary supplements such as Beano may help to prevent gas.

Some people get relief from gas from products containing simethicone, a medication that dissolves gas bubbles. Nonprescription medications with simethicone include Gas-X and Mylicon.


and it got me think if it turns it to energy and we make it in to a thing to run on cars? haha be funny as fuck seeing people farting in to there gas tank HAHA

Wacken




Saturday, March 29, 2008

Dir en grey



best band in my book